Twitter is epic fails

I dont tweet, never will. Facebook is enough of a hassle to keep straight and i finally just learend how to fully use it to its max and im enjoying it. Thus since i havent tweeted i am dead, but if i am dead then how can i be typing this post and me personally i dont have a fear of dieing alone because everyone has family whom would be by there side if they where dieing. so when it comes to all reality the people who tweet are only dieing alone themselves for they are the ones who are always seeing what everyone up to and are pushing there family way thus when they die they will have no family by there side, thus increasing the people who tweet the fear of dieing alone thus meaning facebook will still be cool when my kids are using it while twitter will be in the deep darkspaces of the e net.